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The definition of the perfect boy. He is a great friend, boyfriend, husband and father. He is the sweetest and most thoughtful person you will ever meet. He is one of the most amazing people all around. He has a freaky side too. He will be the love of your life and your soulmate forever.
Jewaun is so sweet and treats me like a queen.
Jewaun by Itsthekidhimself95 February 5, 2020
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Jewmuncher

A person, typically male, who hates Jews and wants to kill them at a rapid rate.
Jew: Oh No! The jewmunchers are coming!
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A really funny guy , that can cheer you up at any time no matter what . Jawaun is really sexy and hott . He's also is boy friend material . and a great best friend
Me : I hate you

Jawaun : Dont say that , you love me
jawaun by Mrs.riqht November 14, 2011

jeaunluc 

An amazing, outgoing guy who everyone loves. A guy that turns all the heads as soon as he walks in the room. A guy that every girl secretly wants. Someone you can truly count on and who you know will have your back. A guy with a sexy smile and open heart who is willing to give everyone a chance :)
that guy JEAUNLUC is freaking awesome.
jeaunluc by kewsey February 3, 2010
n. (New Iowan Philadephic) 1. That which things might be "up in."
2. Any thing which could be found "up in" any other thing.
3. House, crib, pad.
4. A marijuana cigarette
5. Any thing, esp. one for which the proper name is either understood or irrelevant.
We went back to Kitch's jeaun to puff a jeaun, but there were already like four fuckin' jeauns up in that jeaun.
jeaun by Ade August 14, 2002
Jewanne is probably a top-tier smash player and gamer all around. Overall Jewanne is athletic, smart, funny, and just fun to be around.
Dang Jewanne keeps dropping trees on me, he is just too good.
Jewanne by Hohafungame April 25, 2020

Thooyan Jewagner 

THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?
why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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