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monkey jew 

What you call a Jewish person who is acting stupid
Koob you're such a monkey jew
monkey jew by Billcheese1 November 27, 2009

Monkey Jew Cunt 

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".
1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt
money invested wisely, with regard to future
jew money is the opposite of nigger rich
Jew money by REBECCAslut October 8, 2006
One who pays his friends in dimes and nickels for amounts over a dollar.
Jack: Hey where's my money hoe *hands him a dollar in nickels*
Jim: Hey, this is Jew money bitch. DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW.
Jew money by Jer3 March 30, 2005

quick as a jew dropping money 

a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money.
i was out of that door as quick as a jew picking up a dollar off the floor
quick as a jew dropping money by pop November 21, 2004

Jew bag money 

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)
Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.
Jew bag money by Beetjuice February 15, 2025
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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