Jew Monkey 

(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.

(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.

YOU MUTHAFUCKIN JEW MONKEY!!!

Jew Monkey by Pwn Sauce October 21, 2010

monkey jew 

What you call a Jewish person who is acting stupid

Koob you're such a monkey jew

monkey jew by Billcheese1 November 27, 2009

Monkey Jew Cunt 

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".

1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt

Monkey Jew Cunt by N Dynamite May 3, 2010

Jew money

money invested wisely, with regard to future

jew money is the opposite of nigger rich

Jew money by REBECCAslut October 8, 2006

Jew money

One who pays his friends in dimes and nickels for amounts over a dollar.

Jack: Hey where's my money hoe *hands him a dollar in nickels*
Jim: Hey, this is Jew money bitch. DO I LOOK LIKE A JEW.

Jew money by Jer3 March 30, 2005

quick as a jew dropping money 

a term meaning something thats fast which uses the sterotype of jews being tight with money.

i was out of that door as quick as a jew picking up a dollar off the floor

quick as a jew dropping money by pop November 21, 2004

Jew bag money 

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

Jew bag money by Beetjuice February 15, 2025