Jettè

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The most beautiful girl in the world a guys perfect girl loves cars and loves driving fast Jettè is the kind of girl that is so perfect that you kno instantly that she's the girl your never going to get over she both sweet and sexy and gives the best massage on the planet

Guy 1: So me and jettè were doin 115 in my car yesterday.
Guy 2: Dude your so lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah I kno man she's amazing.

Jettè by upuhrs June 8, 2011

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Jette

Jette is the most beautiful girl in the world. She's the cutest and nicest person you'll ever meet. If you habe a Jette in your life make sure you never lose her. A Jette is really special. She is kind to everyone and has a big heart. Her nickname is rat but its not meant in a bad way. And Jette is a Sex Godess too!

Wow, shes hot. Her name has to be jette!

Jette by uglyrat1 December 28, 2016

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Jette

To give a reach around and finger a girls anus while fonicating.

I brought this freak back to my room last night and totaly Jetted her.

Jette by Jettesvictim February 9, 2010

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Jette

being brought in from the depths of the ocean and sat on

She was jette'd once she reached the shore.

Jette by Sandee Jette February 3, 2010

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jette

Jette is really nice but she will always have a simp nation behind her.

Omg who are all of them ?
Don’t worry they are just wimps for Jette

jette by Je.jeans November 21, 2021

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Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.

"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"

Mike Jette's by Electrick D00M June 21, 2009

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pulling a d-jette

getting your leg broken by a girl and being in a huge cast for over 2-3 months!

doug is a wuss for pulling a d-jette.

pulling a d-jette by Mitchel S December 13, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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