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jittery
jittery by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008
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jettery • jittery • Jetter • jeetery • Jettering • Jettering Jeff • Jetterish • jetterj29 • jetter spreader • Jitteryfn
nice jetter
nice jetter by Jackson Gouvea September 16, 2007
jetter
jetter by Napoleon Bonerhard December 7, 2006
Clittery Jittery
Where your girl is so aroused to the point that she starts to fear that she will break into a seizure.
Clittery Jittery by Skater550 August 28, 2017
The jittery Jays
When you're in a 1v1 and you start to get hella nervous and start sweating like a f*cking useless faggot. You then start to deny the fact that you're sh*t at the game even after all your mates just saw you choke and took the fattest L of your life
The jittery Jays by TheFatL September 24, 2016
Jettering Jeff
What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.
The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.
Jettering Jeff by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"