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Jette is the most beautiful girl in the world. She's the cutest and nicest person you'll ever meet. If you habe a Jette in your life make sure you never lose her. A Jette is really special. She is kind to everyone and has a big heart. Her nickname is rat but its not meant in a bad way. And Jette is a Sex Godess too!
Wow, shes hot. Her name has to be jette!
Jette by uglyrat1 December 28, 2016
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To give a reach around and finger a girls anus while fonicating.
I brought this freak back to my room last night and totaly Jetted her.
Jette by Jettesvictim February 9, 2010
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being brought in from the depths of the ocean and sat on
She was jette'd once she reached the shore.
Jette by Sandee Jette February 3, 2010
Jette is really nice but she will always have a simp nation behind her.
Omg who are all of them ?
Don’t worry they are just wimps for Jette
jette by Je.jeans November 21, 2021
The most beautiful girl in the world a guys perfect girl loves cars and loves driving fast Jettè is the kind of girl that is so perfect that you kno instantly that she's the girl your never going to get over she both sweet and sexy and gives the best massage on the planet
Guy 1: So me and jettè were doin 115 in my car yesterday.
Guy 2: Dude your so lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah I kno man she's amazing.
Jettè by upuhrs June 8, 2011

Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.
"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"
Mike Jette's by Electrick D00M June 21, 2009

pulling a d-jette 

getting your leg broken by a girl and being in a huge cast for over 2-3 months!
doug is a wuss for pulling a d-jette.
pulling a d-jette by Mitchel S December 13, 2008
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