jets fan

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A delusional person who every football season will have high hopes for their team but will have their hearts ripped out of their chest from the disaster that is the New York Jets organization

At the start of every season a jets fan will assume the team is gonna have at least 10 wins, little do they know there record will be 4-12

jets fan by Bothadeeznutz February 5, 2017

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New York Jets fan

The only NFL fans who actively hate their team. Don’t bully a Jets fan that’s just mean

Tom: hey look at David over there I’m going to bully him
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay

New York Jets fan by anonymous March 2, 2021

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NY Jets Fan

Someone who is unable to afford Giants tickets. Usually because they are uneducated and need their money to pay the mortgage on their trailer home.

Did you have any interest in the Super Bowl this year. "No i am a NY Jets Fan"

NY Jets Fan by Mr. Meat February 16, 2004

New York Jets Fan

A person who has no taste in American Football teams, or doesn’t know anything about American Football.

A person who has faith in the worst team in the National Football League. This usually means the person is a complete idiot.

Person 1: “So which football team do you like?”
Person 2: “Thanks for asking, I’m a New York Jets Fan! Hopefully we can win in the next century!”
Person 1: Backs away*

New York Jets Fan by AJ070706 September 18, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026