Jesusexual

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A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.

Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.

Jesusexual by Synsational May 2, 2017

Words you can keep

jeonsexual

Being only attracted to Jeon Jungkook from BTS

Person 1: hey I like you
Person 2: sorry I’m jeonsexual

jeonsexual by Jk.jeon97 September 29, 2020

Related Words

Jesusexual • jesussexual • jessexual • jesssexual • Jensexual • Joshsexual • Jeonsexual • jersexual • Jewsexual • jeansexual

Jeonsexual

Only being attracted to Jeon Jungkook from the South Korean boyband BTS

Person 1: "I think that man is really into you, why don't you give him a chance?"

Person 2: "I'm sorry, I'm Jeonsexual."

Jeonsexual by Shaquinte September 26, 2020

Joshsexual

A person who is attracted to Josh Richards ONLY

I'm joshsexual
Wym?
I like Josh Richards

Joshsexual by Josh richards' wife January 6, 2021

jenosexual

Jenozens don't want boyfriends or girlfriends, they want Lee Jeno and only LEE JENO

me: i'm not straight, i'm jenosexual

jenosexual by jeno's_doll October 12, 2020

Jetsexual

A person who is attracted to jets

I am a jetsexual

Jetsexual by Fa-18F October 18, 2019

Jeonsexual

You are only attracted to BTS Jungkook and no one else. No other girl/guy attracts you, and they give you icks on everything they do. On the other hand if Jungkook did the same thing, you would find it sexy.Jk has made your standards to high for you to look at boys in the real world.

I was wondering why I never found anyone attractive in real life, turns out I’m Jeonsexual.

Jeonsexual by Yea you’ll stay single forevet September 29, 2020

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026