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Jesussexual is a sexual deviancy in which the afflicted are aroused only by images of the Christ himself. It is estimated that there are over 10 trillion sufferers world-wide and the number is growing each day.

Hi, I'm Bub and I'm a Jesussexual. Oh, Jesus, I love you, why won't you love me back the same way?!

jesussexual by ledtim April 10, 2007

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Jesussexual

Being sexually aroused b\y Jesus.

Oh Jesus, I'm so Jesussexual, lead the Israelites of the desert into me.

Jesussexual by jesusman3 November 6, 2022

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jesussexual • jesssexual • Jesusexual • jessexual • Josuasexual

Jesusexual

A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.

Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.

Jesusexual by Synsational May 2, 2017

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jesssexual

When you only find women called Jess attractive.

Guys I think I’m jesssexual!

jesssexual by UrbanCertified September 10, 2023

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jessexual

finding sexual attraction towards Jes Macallan

“I’m Jessexual, because Jes Macallan is so hot!”

jessexual by simpforwomen August 16, 2021

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Josuasexual

Emotional, physical, and sexual attraction specifically for Josua Ramos.

Also known as Vinsexual.

Bobby: What's your sexuality?

Jorge: It's Josuasexual.

Josuasexual by howtotrainyourraccoon July 7, 2025

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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