jesussexual

Jesussexual is a sexual deviancy in which the afflicted are aroused only by images of the Christ himself. It is estimated that there are over 10 trillion sufferers world-wide and the number is growing each day.

Hi, I'm Bub and I'm a Jesussexual. Oh, Jesus, I love you, why won't you love me back the same way?!

jesussexual by ledtim April 10, 2007

Jesussexual

Being sexually aroused b\y Jesus.

Oh Jesus, I'm so Jesussexual, lead the Israelites of the desert into me.

Jesussexual by jesusman3 November 6, 2022

Jesusexual 

A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.

Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.

Jesusexual by Synsational May 2, 2017

jesssexual 

When you only find women called Jess attractive.

Guys I think I’m jesssexual!

jesssexual by UrbanCertified September 10, 2023

jessexual 

finding sexual attraction towards Jes Macallan

“I’m Jessexual, because Jes Macallan is so hot!”

jessexual by simpforwomen August 16, 2021

Josuasexual

Emotional, physical, and sexual attraction specifically for Josua Ramos.

Also known as Vinsexual.

Bobby: What's your sexuality?

Jorge: It's Josuasexual.

Josuasexual by howtotrainyourraccoon July 7, 2025