Jesuser

Someone who has a very deep Christian Faith.

“Phoebe is an extreme Jesuser.”

by _girl081 May 28, 2023

Jesuser

Someone very deep in their Christian Faith.

Phoebe is such a Jesuser.

by _girl081 June 15, 2023

jesuser

A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.

Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.

by John Urbane February 14, 2012

Getting Jesused

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.

Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.

by Lionspirit February 4, 2013

Jesused

When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.

Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.

by College Football Guru October 23, 2009

Jesser

A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!

Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?

by KKBIRD March 10, 2011

jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

by the masked avenger July 6, 2006