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Someone very deep in their Christian Faith.
Phoebe is such a Jesuser.
Jesuser by _girl081 June 15, 2023
A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.
Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.
jesuser by John Urbane February 14, 2012

Getting Jesused 

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.
Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED

bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
Getting Jesused by Lionspirit February 4, 2013
When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.
Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.
Jesused by College Football Guru October 23, 2009
A guy who drinks a lot to the point were he wobbles.

He's the type of guy who high fives everyone.

He's Awesome

He's also a ladies man!
Did you see how drunk Jesser was last night?
Jesser by KKBIRD March 10, 2011

jesserbation 

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure
damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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