Jesused
When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.
Jesused by College Football Guru October 23, 2009
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Jesused
"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."
Jesused by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 10, 2011
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Jesused by Cum meister August 21, 2022
Jesused
Person 1: Oh hey, how have you been, mate?
Person 2: Oh it’s alright, i’ve been *jesused* though so things are a little rough right now
Person 2: Oh it’s alright, i’ve been *jesused* though so things are a little rough right now
Jesused by RobbieRotten478 July 4, 2023
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jesused outt by Erikakathleenman October 16, 2008
Getting Jesused
Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.
Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
Getting Jesused by Lionspirit February 4, 2013
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