Jesus jugs

The boobs you prayed for all your life, never got, and ended up having them installed.

Her Jesus jugs looks so fake!

by catcee July 13, 2012

jesus jugs

Hands down the most perfect titties you've ever seen as if the hand of God himself cupped and blessed each knocker. Titties so perfect you can't help but yell "JEEESUS!" when you see them.

Christina Aguillera's got jesus jugs.

by David RRRRRRR February 28, 2009

Jesus Jugs

Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.

Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .

by anonymous December 14, 2021