Jesus Brick

If someone says something stupid or does something ridiculously awful, Jesus throws a brick at you with a note tied to it "from: Jesus"
The brick can fly around until it has stricken down its target. This phrase is ok to use if you don't believe in Jesus.

Girl - "Look, reindeer!!!!"
Boy - "Jesus brick! Those are cows!"

by REALITY, bitch January 09, 2009

jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 12, 2006