1 definition by REALITY, bitch

If someone says something stupid or does something ridiculously awful, Jesus throws a brick at you with a note tied to it "from: Jesus"
The brick can fly around until it has stricken down its target. This phrase is ok to use if you don't believe in Jesus.
Girl - "Look, reindeer!!!!"
Boy - "Jesus brick! Those are cows!"
by REALITY, bitch January 9, 2009
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