Jesus Suffering Fuck
Jesus Suffering Fuck by Russell November 18, 2003
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The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.
Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!
jesus suffering fuck by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005
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Jesus suffering fuck
An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
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kenlet
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
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