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Jessica Jane
This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.
Jessica Jane by austinlim July 10, 2022
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Jesuit Mafia
People that attended a Jesuit school and receive job opportunities and favors from another who attended a Jesuit school. It is a known common practice in the Northeast, as well as California. Schools noted for their Jesuit Mafia connections include Georgetown, Marquette, Boston College, Loyola Marymount, Santa Clara, University of San Francisco, Gonzaga, Xavier, and Creighton.
Person 1: How in the hell did Kyle get hired?
Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
Person 2: Kyle's Jesuit Mafia. He went to Boston College. The CEO went to Georgetown.
Jesuit Mafia by ajcarm March 14, 2013
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Jessica Capshaw
She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.
One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.
She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.
She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.
She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.
She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.
She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.
She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Jessica Capshaw by Ttte123 October 16, 2011
Jessica Yaniv
A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.
Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.
Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.
Jessica Yaniv by BernieSandersEarHair May 23, 2019
Jessica Adams
She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.
Jessica Adams by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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