JESU!

JESU! = a false christ, often miss-pelt by death eaters or leia.

"hey g2g, church bru!11!"
"okay say hi to JESU!!"
"OMG DEATH EATER"
*VOLDI ENTERS*
"AVADA KEVADRA"
*EVERYONE*
"dayyyyummm"

by JESU! April 4, 2010

jesu

straight, cool, smart, intelligent, funny, mokka, interesting, mutton kushka, siga hating, tit lover, awesome, fun, laid, hard, horny, lazy , mama

i would love to be jesued.
get jesued.

by getjesued May 8, 2012

jesu!

a wapanese way to say yes

"dude you like my pants?"
"Jesu! sugoi desu!

by madeeeeeeeeee October 1, 2008

Jesu

also known "Papi J" this alien being from another universe is usually a very nice person although other people may refer to him as God He isn't although He is a top D.

Jesu bless you

by thatonerandomguyonurbandict October 22, 2023

Jesu

It is nickname for Jesus the God of Christianity

To make God more private to you or feel connection with him

Oh my Jesu what are these LGBTQ?!!

by Xvinish June 23, 2024

jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

by rolan2 August 6, 2008

Jesu Marimba !

An exclamation of affirmation or surprise.

{from the first "Batman" movie, uttered by Jack Nicholson as the "Joker" on seeing a photo of Kim Bassinger}

Jesu Marimba !, what a day on the Pond

by Pondragon June 17, 2010