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Jessanya 

The prettiest brunett in the entire world. I love her so much and she is the most beautiful person that I have ever look upon. I want to do her so badly but I know she is too good for me and she knows it even though she has kissed me. I love her and she is perfect.
Me: Hey man have you see Jess?
Bro: You mean Jessanya?
Me: Ya
Bro: Dude how could I miss her? She is right there.
Me: Oh damn.
Jessanya by football21 September 6, 2010
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Jessenya 

A spunky random girl who can change the subject every 5 seconds. She talks a lot, but is very funny.
1: "Hey look there comes Jessenya! She's talking about, oh wait, now she changed the subject to, now back to..."
2: "She's so ramdom!"
Jessenya by anonymous8675 July 6, 2011
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jessianya 

Nobody is better than a Jessianya . shell beat a hoe up if she gotta but usually like a to chill . finest boss Bitch on the planet . nobody can ever compete.with her . she a one of a kind .
n shell stomp on ur hoe 😘
Omg niggah . ya saw Jessianya today

She so fine😘 Jessianya
jessianya by Jessianya February 20, 2017

Jessanna 

Jessanna is a beautiful girl, with unbelieveable talent, and red hair. She is a good artist, and incredibly smart. She is something that every ginger would swoon over.
Aww look at Jessanna over there, those red heads make a perfect couple.
Jessanna by weloveJessanna November 1, 2012
Someone that is a wonderful guy,and has a big heart ♥.
Jessany can get anyone's heart he wanted.
Jessany by Itsme_olivia June 5, 2018
Someone who is kind hearted and can have any girl he wants and is sexy asf
Jessany is a wonderful man.
jessany by Itsme_olivia June 5, 2018
jess x tiffany. married cuties. best critical ops ecouple. tiff is hot. jess is hot. i love you.
omg jessany is the best critical ops couple omg
jessany by jessany December 15, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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