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Jerseycan 

/dʒərsikən/A word used to denote that a person originates from New Jersey. It is a more auditorally pleasing version of another demonym with the same meaning, Jerseyan.
"That man is a true Jerseycan hero."
Jerseycan by Sunset King May 11, 2021
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Jerseying 

The act of reaching over somebody and pulling their shirt (or jersey) over their heads, but not off, so their arms are not usable for fighting or defending themselves. They also can't see.

Typically a move for hockey fights.
Example of Jerseying: "That guy got jerseyed!"
Jerseying by fungku July 1, 2009

jerseycut 

Trumping your partners WINNING card during a round of spades. The JerseyCut is used to take your partners winning hand and take control of the round.
Smitty learned the JerseyCut while playing a game of spades with Rick. OR Smitty used the JerseyCut when playing with his partner Rick; Smitty wanted to take the book during a round of play so he JerseyCut him.
jerseycut by LaoTzu1111 January 10, 2015

New Jerseyan 

A person who lives in the state of New Jersey; A person who lives in the greatest state ever.
That girl's so hot, she must be a New Jerseyan.
New Jerseyan by nailzz April 4, 2010

jerrycan sam 

To douse your pubic hairs in petrol prior to receiving oral sex, allowing the person performing oral to feel a strong buzz as they get you off.
I gave Sheryl a jerrycan sam behind red rooster last week after she cyphoned Marks commodore.

Tom got jerrycan sammed the other day and stripped naked and fainted.
jerrycan sam by Mangus Kahn September 21, 2017

Jerseysaurus 

Someone from New Jersey, typically Italian-American, who still hopelessly clings to outdated cultural traditions that the rest of America (and the world) has thankfully left behind. Specifically fist-pumping, wife-beater shirts, fake tans, IROCs, and continuously saying 'forget about it'. An ongoing embarrassment to Italians from other parts of the world.
Look at Vinnie fist-pumping over there with that wife-beater and fake tan. What a Jerseysaurus!
Jerseysaurus by Jack I Am December 18, 2010

Jerseyian 

Jerking off using your own tears while listening to Bon Jovi after drinking Hypnotic and Hennessy all night.
We raged hard last night bro, took it home Jerseyian style, yolo solo bro.
Jerseyian by Deeeevs July 13, 2013
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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