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Jerryism 

The religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the Panda god, or his beliefs and practices.

No specific religious practices are practiced however, Jerry is known to live amoung us on Earth and all who acknowledge the many milenia year old panda are rewarded with a long and happy life.
Miranda, "What religion do follow?"
CJ, "Jerryism, but it's not just a religion. It is the definition of life. It frees ones soul."
Jerryism by TheMouthOfJerry August 14, 2019
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Jerryism 

the religion based on the person and teachings of Jerry, the panda god, or his beliefs and practices.
John: "what religion do you follow?".
Jane: " Jerryism is not a religion, it's the definition of life".
Jerryism by SamLHiff October 2, 2018

Jerryism 

Jerryism is the religion of JERRY The PENGUIN God who lives in Jeaven and Jerryists follow the Jible
My teacher: What religion are you
Me: Jerryism and the teachings of The tower of Jeaven
Jerryism by Oscar Leafs March 14, 2025

jerrysmalewife69 

Sleepless jerry liker that secretly likes rick alot more but hides it bc of theyre username
"god im such a jerrysmalewife69" "oh i hope things get better"
jerrysmalewife69 by Natoelie July 30, 2021

Jerrysmoke 

A dutch word to say when you’re too stoned to answer someone. Only used when extremely stoned.
“This weed is so good man!”
“Jerrysmoke”
Jerrysmoke by DeDino November 22, 2021

jerryisthebestyes 

jerryisthebestyes you kinda get attached to thing to quick
Again jerryisthebestyes THE SAME CHARACTER Again

jerryisthebestyes 

Cool and nice but also thinks Sammy the best character
jerryisthebestyes Please stop telling people about the fnaf lore
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