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Jerry’d 

To have ANY man tell you he loves you, turns you out like his top producing prostitute after popping out two spectacular children only to Restrain you LEGALLY from your millions and THEN file for a simple 50/50 DIVORCE, only to have you arrested, twice or more, and then thrown in jail 90 days later and for six long grueling months only to have you pop back out of jail to hire a very very very NASTY Divorce Lawyer of their own
Oh BOY, did SHE getJerryd”!!!
Jerry’d by 420Fox3 April 8, 2020
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When a friend asks you a favor that should take 10 minutes, but ends up being 3 hours of mishaps and torture
"He just asked me to do this quick favor and it ended up being 3 hours of breaking down automobiles, flat tires, and a torrential downpour!"

"you got Jerry'd"
Jerry'd by jimmypatron August 19, 2011
When one's home has been invaded by a mouse that just can't seem to be killed.
"That mouse is still living under your sofa? You're being Jerry'd bad, bro."
Jerry'd by Sage HiTi March 9, 2013
to realize you had 100's of photos taken while you stepped away from your phone.
"I got home and realized I had 100's of selfies from the group. I got Jerry'd"
Jerry'd by Momma Josie June 30, 2016
When someone you're married to files a restraining order, then files for divorce, then wanders into a courtroom and starts perjuring himself to put you in jail twice and then gives you your divorce

once you're out and THEN goes into hiding because he doesn't want to give you your money ... You've just been Jerry'd!
That ex-husband of mine just Jerry'd me for the last time! I'm hiring a really good divorce lawyer this year!
Jerry'd by Loki Lysmith June 18, 2021

Sailor Jerry'd  

(Verb) To drink too much and become blind drunk. To the point where one forgets what he is doing. Also sometimes needing to be carried out or assisted my friends.
"Hey, Adam and DJ totally got Sailor Jerry'd last night"....."Yeah, man I saw that..Adam barfed all over and DJ got thrown out of the club"
Sailor Jerry'd by Adam M W. April 11, 2008

Tom and Jerry'd 

When you get hurt by an overly-complicated machine or plan , whether it be yours or someone else's .
Geoff: i made my own mouse trap, imma get that bitch
Dayshon: i doubt it with this rube goldburg ass design

*Mouse manages to break machine and it falls on Geoff
Dayshon: You got Tom and Jerry'd M8
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