jerkynoob

jerkynoob

As it is known, he is new to the game and knows nothing and has nothing, nor does he know how to play or move at all.

A guy who's stupid and he's new to the game, meaning he has nothing in the game and he's stupid

Noob: I have nothing! Hey how do I move in a game?
Person: Hey little kid! you're such a jerkynoob!

jerkynoob

such a jerkynoob

jerkynoob by marcus notch October 3, 2017

Jerkypoo 

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man

when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.

Jerkypoo by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Jerkyfoot

the point when a guy is about to orgasm and he is trying to hold on a little bit longer and his feet start to jerk with strain.

When he starts to get the jerkyfoot i know sex is just about over.

Jerkyfoot by beazleybee December 11, 2012