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Often used as an insult to a friend as a humorous gesture
Me: “Hey jerkwod” Them: “shut up stupid, ur the jerkwod”
Jerkwod by cjboss! April 10, 2019
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Jerkwadbagofdouche 

A word defining some person who is both a wad of jerk and a bag of douche at the same time.
Dude if I still liked the same person I did in middle school,I'd be so screwed because he was a jerkwadbagofdouche.
Jerkwadbagofdouche by Paul & Jas March 13, 2008

jerkwaddle 

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.
jerkwaddle by circushead June 23, 2006
A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.
"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"
Jerkwad by Hazard October 23, 2003

Jerkworm 

An annoying person; someone who pisses you off, or steals your shit.
"That Jerkworm stole my lunchbox, then tried to feed me the contents when I came to his house for dinner that evening!"
Jerkworm by ForceBreaker January 14, 2015

Jerkodex 

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.
"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."
Jerkodex by Maesutoro December 27, 2009
A person so terrible that calling them a jerk would be insulting to jerks worldwide jerk
That jerkwad prank called me the other night
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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