jerkpod

A jerk for the new millenium. The same way the iPod is the music listening device for a new millenium.

You jerkpod, you took my last beer!

by Little Mo May 3, 2006

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Jerkodex

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.

"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."

by Maesutoro December 27, 2009

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someone who is a complete ass to everyone around them, more so than a regular jerk; thus, they are a jerkpot.

dude,why are you being such a jerkpot today! quit it!

by Happy Man June 22, 2004

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Often used as an insult to a friend as a humorous gesture

Me: “Hey jerkwod” Them: “shut up stupid, ur the jerkwod”

by cjboss! April 10, 2019

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A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.

UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!

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The hypothesis or ideas the stupidest person in the office has that management usually believes or uses.

Did you see that Bob's, Jerkpothesis about sunspots made it into the company newsletter?

by mcodakota January 14, 2012

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