jerkpod 

A jerk for the new millenium. The same way the iPod is the music listening device for a new millenium.

You jerkpod, you took my last beer!

jerkpod by Little Mo May 3, 2006

Jerkodex 

The mental log of imagined sexual images you conjure when masturbating.

"Did you see that super-hot Colombian girl working at the bank? She's definitely getting filed in the Jerkodex."

Jerkodex by Maesutoro December 27, 2009

jerkpot

someone who is a complete ass to everyone around them, more so than a regular jerk; thus, they are a jerkpot.

dude,why are you being such a jerkpot today! quit it!

jerkpot by Happy Man June 22, 2004

Jerkwod 

Often used as an insult to a friend as a humorous gesture

Me: “Hey jerkwod” Them: “shut up stupid, ur the jerkwod”

Jerkwod by cjboss! April 10, 2019

jerkpoop

A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.

UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!

jerkpoop by SomethingsWrongWithMe May 16, 2011

Jerkpothesis

The hypothesis or ideas the stupidest person in the office has that management usually believes or uses.

Did you see that Bob's, Jerkpothesis about sunspots made it into the company newsletter?

Jerkpothesis by mcodakota January 14, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022