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A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.
"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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A person so terrible that calling them a jerk would be insulting to jerks worldwide jerk
by Destiny's babychild July 04, 2015
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"Whomever keeps cancelling my submissions before they are reviewed is a jerkwad."
by Electromagnetic Spectrum January 23, 2008
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Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.
"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"
by drKarling July 02, 2004
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some creep that pisses on your socks while you sleep.
somebody pissed on my socks while i was asleep! hes a real jerkwad!
by lovingchrystal April 22, 2011
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1:(N)an annoying Jerk 2: (A) in an annoying way or a aggrivating way 3: (N) an A Jerk who iz obbsessive or someone who wont leave you alone 4: (N) a jerk bigger than a jerk
He was an annoying JeRkWaD
by Vampii007 February 04, 2010
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