jerkwaddle

A complete and utter idiot.

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.

by circushead June 23, 2006

Jerk waddle

The act of walking after being interrupted masturbating where the erect penis makes pulling the pants up difficult or hard so the pants stay half mast causing the subject to waddle.

I was so high I forgot I ordered the pizza and cinnasticks and decided to rub one out to a midget menos a trois when the doorbell rang... I had to jerk waddle up a flight stairs and past my sleeping mother. Then I realized I didn't have a pen.

by Hollywood Whiteboys September 29, 2011

jackwaddle

When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.

Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door

by Therealmvp67967 January 7, 2017