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A complete and utter idiot.

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.

jerkwaddle by circushead June 23, 2006

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Jerk waddle

The act of walking after being interrupted masturbating where the erect penis makes pulling the pants up difficult or hard so the pants stay half mast causing the subject to waddle.

I was so high I forgot I ordered the pizza and cinnasticks and decided to rub one out to a midget menos a trois when the doorbell rang... I had to jerk waddle up a flight stairs and past my sleeping mother. Then I realized I didn't have a pen.

Jerk waddle by Hollywood Whiteboys September 29, 2011

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jackwaddle

When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.

Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door

jackwaddle by Therealmvp67967 January 7, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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