Jerkwit 

1. A person unable to take a nap

2. A person who cannot understand the difference between hot cakes and pancakes.

Hey jo i can't nap

Jo: You jerkwit.

Jerkwit by milfcat May 14, 2010

jerkwater 

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.

Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.

jerkwater by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkcity 

Jerkcity is the best webcomic ever, update d daily. It chronicles the lives of Rands, Spigot, Pants, Deuce, and their largely homosexual friends.

Typical strips include Unix jokes, cocksucking jokes, fat jokes, and everything else that other webcomics lack.
Jerkcity is made using MS Comic Chat; the creator of Jerkcity was almost killed in the 9/11 disaster.

"Bubble-lipped faggotronics"

jerkcity by t spigot May 12, 2004

Jerkitude 

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.

My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!

Jerkitude by neozone200 August 4, 2008

Muscle Jerkitis 

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.

Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."

Muscle Jerkitis by Sid Phillips June 25, 2017

Jerkitism

One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.

Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.

Jerkitism by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

jerkcity 

pure genius

I hate it when they don't take it out right away, like, enough already, but he's all "actually I need to finish" so I just bend there and take it "Hmm, I'll be done in a minute" while I have that dopey bored look on my face.


I'll have a croissandwich and a glass of rape!

jerkcity by toten sonntag February 11, 2004