jerkwipe

Cross between a jerkoff and an asswipe. Also can be used as a noun or the name of a product.

1. Sally whouldn't blow me last night, so I jerked one out. Good thing I had some jerkwipes next to my bed.

2. Billy, sometimes you can be such a jerkwipe!!!!

by Dan1966 November 18, 2007

Jerkipede

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

jerkpipe

Someone who is a complete dumb asshole, much like a jerk jerk only worse.

(also can be made plural)

Brianna and Alexis, you both are being such jerkpipes.

by Lynn Brooke June 14, 2008

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025