Jerkitis 

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.

when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.

Jerkitis by kimbo123 October 18, 2009

jerkitis 

a disease contracted from spooning with a member of the opposite sex.

ex. Man, me and that chick ended up spooning last night and I think I caught the jerkitis.

jerkitis by loserpenguin1234 December 8, 2013

Muscle Jerkitis 

When your dominant arm is more buff than your non dominant due to the effect of oftenly masturbating.

Man: "I swear, my left arm is strong, but it doesn't look like it compared to my right."
Man 2: "How often do you beat the meat? Sounds like a case of Muscle Jerkitis."

Muscle Jerkitis by Sid Phillips June 25, 2017

Jerkitism

One who has the deadly disease of jerkin their mckurkin.

Guy 1: Man, thats the 4th time ive jerked off today.
Guy 2: Dude, i think you have jerkitism.
Guy 1: Is that bad?!
Guy 2: Nope. I have it too.

Jerkitism by KimmieHasHardNipples August 27, 2009

jerkitivity 

The amount of "jerk" an individual possesses.

The scale in which they measure "jerking" competitions.

"You have too much jerkitivity going on right now and you need to calm it down."

The Power Rangers' jerkitivity in on a scale of 8 out of 10. Great job!

jerkitivity by Yemyl November 13, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004