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jerkevion 

Jerkevion is a very well know person, everyone loves him. He’s very smart and talented. He loves very hard. If you ever get a chance to meet a jerkevion… keep him. He’s a great person.
Guy: “ aye jerkevion cool as hell”.
Girl: “ I love jerkevion, he always makes me laugh”
jerkevion by Jerkevion November 22, 2021

jerkeling 

A term used to describe a group of people, particularly a fraternity, that will circle up and jerk it out. A verb to describe circle jerks.
Thomas went to beta last night. He said the men's jerkeling skills were premier.
jerkeling by fratboiiiii November 11, 2013

Jakevion 

Jakevion is a player but can settle down if he really finds the one. Probably a football or basketball player. Tall AF and pulls hella bitches. Can be a sweetie if your on his good side.
Who's that fine ass boy over there?
Thats jakevion he is so hot.
Jakevion by doggiebutnostyle December 24, 2021

Jerkémon 

A game where players brag about the places that they have masturbated in.
Did you hear bronan beat off at the state Capitol!!! That's a legendary Jerkémon score.
Jerkémon by Boozeturd July 19, 2016

Jertevious

You are someone whose parents was high when they named you.
That must be that jertevious you smoking.
Jertevious by Psiejjjan January 3, 2017

jahkevion 

It’s somebody that’s goofy and lit all the time the best one stay in the 252
Jahkevion be lit
jahkevion by anonymous September 14, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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