jerkdick

A total asshole. Just another expression to put someone down. You can also call someone this when they piss you off.

1. Chris lost his job today because he pissed on the manager's desk. Chris is such a jerkdick.

2. Go 'F' yourself, you f'ing jerkdick.

by CowPie January 18, 2004

Jerkduck

A jerkduck is a simple insult that doesnt really mean anything but women sometimes think that it means they have small titty's.

E.g.1. man: woooooa you r one small jerkduck.
women: :( well f*** you.

E.g.2. boy: my mum says im cool.
boy2: no mate, your just a dam jerkduck!!

by blablablabla. April 13, 2007

jerdick

An inadequate pour of whiskey

My wife might actually respect me after this jerdick of a pour

by The-Mason-abides May 13, 2023

jerk dick

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

by steel julian April 4, 2005

Jerdickk

A generous pour of whiskey

Holy shit, I hope you tipped the barkeep well…that’s a jerdickk of a pour

by Senior pookey May 15, 2023