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jackstick 

A 23 year old male with beady eyes, baggy jeans, poorly made tattoos and a sleeveless shirt for displaying them. The jackstick is almost always found hanging around near gas stations trying to pick up 13 year old girls getting slushies after soccer practice.
I was getting gas while my daughter went in for a fountain drink. This jackstick tried to talk to her, so she kicked him in the balls just like I taught her.
jackstick by bknixon June 6, 2008
Words you can keep

jackstick 

Someone who could help out but decides not to
Thats messed up you jackstick
jackstick by ducky198 January 22, 2014

JackSucksAtLife 

A Youtuber Known For Humping Plants, Looking At Youtube Analytics, Playbuttons And His Past Days Of Tooting His Kazoo At Hackers On Minecraft.
P1: "Hey do you remember Jacksucksatlife?"
P2: "Yeah he was the person who humped a plant!"
Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.
I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.
jackstack by Beeyo November 1, 2007

JackSucksAtLife 

JackSucksAtLife is a notoriously known YouTuber for his trends of bullying children over minecraft and putting Kazoos as deep into his throat as possible.
I got a sore throat from trying that JackSucksAtLife magic Kazoo trick last week
JackSucksAtLife by SkinnyPeanut December 27, 2018

JackSucksAtLife 

Memeulous is ok but id rather watch JackSucksAtLife any day.
JackSucksAtLife by Kiers12 December 17, 2019

JackNick 

An immature person who overuses the word "WIN" to describe things he likes, but most others think is boring.

Being JackNicked is when you say something and JackNick gets butthurt and puts you on the auto-moderate list.

JackNicking is having a post removed by a moderator because you hurt their tender feelings.
Lauren's post got JackNicked because the moderator doesn't like the big words she used.
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