Jerksleep

When you jack off and go to bed immediately after

I was really tired, but I managed to jerksleep the night before.

by cowsgomoo62 January 5, 2010

Jerkolepsy

Passing out immediately following a furious masturbation session.

Sorry I missed our date, I suffer from jerkolepsy.

by Chronic Jerkoleptic October 9, 2011

jerkslap

the act of slapping a jerk or an asshole; to slap someone you don't like, usually a jerk

Max thought that girl was a rude whore, so he jerkslapped her calling her a useless jerk face.

by Sektatasek April 20, 2009

Jerkselection

Nuting before the match starts in League of Legends

"Sorry im back i had to clean up after doing Jerkselection"

by UltimateGoonerPlaceNumber2 May 4, 2025