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Jerkologist 

1. The guy that observes someones "Jerk" and gives them thier opinion on it.

2. The Main Person That Jerks When He Feels And Only When He Feels Like Showing Someone Up In A Battle. No-one can just tel this person to jerk He/she has to get the urge to

Jerk Dance
Hey Can You Tell Me What You Think About My Jerk, Since You Are The So Called Jerkologist oF This Area.
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jestopolis 

the center of a metrosexual's life. (ex: Banana Republic)
those douche bags are always hanging out at their dumb ass jestopolis
jestopolis by william boyce February 14, 2004

jerkolosis 

Non stop jerking off. Side effects of jerkolosis, is a sickness please don't laugh at people who have it. For those who have jerkolosis just can't stop jerking off. Know signs are intense male moaning, loud rubbing sounds, accommodated by vast amounts of sweat and redness.
John Hairy Dicc has just went to the hospital, showing signs of jerkolosis which includes smoking redness from genitals.
jerkolosis by Dr. Jackoff November 21, 2013

Jerkoplasm 

Noun for cum, ejaculate, semen, jizz.

Verb; act of masturbation, as in jerk-off
I had the best jerkoplasm thinking about that hot chick across the bar.
Jerkoplasm by Moe’s jerk-offs January 2, 2025

Jerkoplasm 

Noun; cum, jizz, semen, ejaculater
I had the best jerkoplasm while thinking about the hot chick across the bar.
Jerkoplasm by Moe’s jerk-offs January 2, 2025
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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