That guy that everyone knows who is a complete nerd. He is smarter than you, and he rubs it in your face constantly.
Jerk + SteveUrkel = Jerkel
Jerk + SteveUrkel = Jerkel
Dude: That kid that sits in the front row of class always scores higher than me.
Chick: Don't worry. That jerkel will never get laid.
Dude: Sounds fair to me.
Chick: Don't worry. That jerkel will never get laid.
Dude: Sounds fair to me.
by FantanaSmith November 4, 2007
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Jerkels are very self-centered, manipulative females who see men as little more then a sexual conquest to brag about to their girlfriends or just objects that are there for their own personal pleasure. Use of social media is almost constant to "monkey branch" to the next guy hoping for a better result.
Jerkels are very self-centered, manipulative females who see men as little more then a sexual conquest to brag about to their girlfriends or just objects that are there for their own personal pleasure. Use of social media is almost constant to "monkey branch" to the next guy hoping for a better result.
by G.Horus Alltree June 11, 2018
Get the jerkel mug.1.v.To act suprised after prematurely ejaculating. Derived from the television character Steve Urkel who was constantly suprised by his own clumsliness.
2. n. semen that has been ejaculated some time during foreplay.
2. n. semen that has been ejaculated some time during foreplay.
1. After he jerkeled she went into the bathroom and finished herself off with the shower head.
2.Looking down at the warm puddle of jerkel running down her knee he exclaimed, "Did I do that?".
2.Looking down at the warm puddle of jerkel running down her knee he exclaimed, "Did I do that?".
by hategravy September 19, 2009
Get the jerkel mug.by StopFlippingMyJerker69 October 18, 2018
Get the Stop Flipping My Jerker mug.Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
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Get the Jerkless January mug.by grimey929 June 28, 2012
Get the Sperm jerkers mug.Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.
by L_Hol September 21, 2018
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