Jerk Poop

A jerk poop is where a person needs to poop really bad but waits too long to do it and when the time comes to poop..its a jerk and won't come out.

I better take this dump right meow or in an hour or so I'm gonna have the worst jerk poop.

by Brubeck January 7, 2009

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jerk and poop

The art of masturbating while taking a poop. Too do so you must be ready to poop and ejaculate at the said time simultaneously.

by Juiceton hymen August 15, 2017

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When Brandon is efficient and jerks it while he poops allowing himself to clear both cannons simultaneously

Yo Brandon we gotta leave in 10 minutes! Don't worry bro, I'll poop jerk so we can leave faster!

by Droyd April 5, 2025

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sam considine and her dog had sex and made one

sam considizzyyyyyyyyy hehe

by lauren April 16, 2005

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A poop taken while jerking off. Can also be used as an insult, best used in the heat of the moment to bring someone down a peg or two.

UGH! I HATE YOU! You're such a jerkpoop!

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