Jerk off January
You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Jerk off January by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019
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Jerk off January
Jerk off January by Swagcrafter November 21, 2019
Jerk off January
Jerk off January by xxxvideos.com November 27, 2019
Jerk off January
Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
Jerk off January by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020
No jerk off January
A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass
Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge
No jerk off January by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020
No Jerk off January
- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
No Jerk off January by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018
No Jerk off January
In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
No Jerk off January by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019
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