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The use of doublespeak and/or jargon to allude to an answer, and to elude a question. It can be read backwards as well as forewards simply because it's non-linear; linear perspective indicates no answer.

"A carrot on a stick."
Mounted to a pig,

that doesn't exist.

Trapped in a Mobius strip.
I had to sit through ten minutes of Jerbish on a YоuTube video. Even though it seemed like some point was being made, I distinctly recall not having discerned any intelligible information. I reached over to close the video and gasped in horror at my own reflection. My now 'mouth' was.. (open?), as if basking at the sudden realization. And my 'hands' too, as if the sight of them could bring me to my many feet in head-splitting agony. I passed out. And when I came too, I peered over my bed to my limbs, terrified of what I might see. "Oh, thank Yith." I said.

"Tentacles."
Jerbish by Eman Abdussalam November 8, 2022
Words you can keep
1.) being stupid, or being a jerk.

2.) in a jacking off mood.
Mann last night I was in a jerkish mood, so I whacked off to a playboy.
Jerkish by 123456789:) March 25, 2010
Related Words
Jerish is a person that will show you love like no other, he will let you into his life and make you believe it's a forever bond. He is a sensitive person, but truly cares. He will definitely make you feel like your living the love life in a movie, and his sense of humour is dark but hilarious. The most important thing to him are his friends - you might even think more than family. He undoubtedly has mommy issues. If you meet him, keep him.
'Do you listen to MF Doom?'
'Yeah ofc, I'm Jerish'
Jerish by kholombus <3 April 2, 2023
The ultimate Universal Language.

Only spoken among the "Wise and Not-slow ones"

The non-Jerish can never learn how to speak Jerish, since it was gifted from birth.
YOU DON'T SPEAK JERISH, YOU TURD.
Jerish by LACinee September 24, 2010
to do something that a jerk would do
Stop acting jerkish, Paul!
jerkish by Neo Harlequin March 17, 2005
1.) a word for a highly overactive imagination.

2.) someone who constantly writes poetry.

3.) someone so wrapped up in their own mind they do not care what anyone else thinks of them.

wow, you're so jerish!

Jerkish Delight 

A nude that you're pleased to have received

Synonyms: Mude
got me some jerkish delight from tinder, feeling lucky
Jerkish Delight by thebigjc. August 24, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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