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Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet
Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter
Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006
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jewpiter 

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway
awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter
jewpiter by alf-ace February 22, 2008

Jewpiter 

The planet controlled by Jews because it is the larges t of the planets according to left wing blacks and neo-nazi groups
We get on Mars we can us Mars to attack Jewpiter and get rid of them there.
Jewpiter by Peter Taystor May 8, 2021

jewpiter 

A large unit or measurement of distance or girth when a person of the jewish faith is involved.
Wow, he must have beaten him by about a jewpiter in that race!
jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006
hi im jeppie with a jeppie
jeppie by hotguy300 March 21, 2019

jeppilepsy 

A state of epilepsy that occurs in the early hours of the morning where jarpedd (aka big poppa, heaviest cap, jaaarpppinittttt) inhales copious amount of nitrous oxide and begins to display symptoms of someone with disabilities.
“Omg! Jedd just had an jeppilepsy espisode, did you see that???”
jeppilepsy by Heaviest caption December 17, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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