jeppilepsy 

A state of epilepsy that occurs in the early hours of the morning where jarpedd (aka big poppa, heaviest cap, jaaarpppinittttt) inhales copious amount of nitrous oxide and begins to display symptoms of someone with disabilities.

“Omg! Jedd just had an jeppilepsy espisode, did you see that???”

jeppilepsy by Heaviest caption December 17, 2022

jedipilepsy

n. A condition characterized by spasms of wisdom and mind-control abilities caused by quick, oscillating assaults by an ideological obstacle. adj. jedipileptic.

His jedipilepsy was handy for turning disagreements to his advantage.

jedipilepsy by Neo Yami October 2, 2010

Japilepsy 

When your eyes turn Japanese from squinting when someone turns on a bright light in a dark room

I was trying to sleep on the couch when my roomate flicked on the lights, I woke up and went straight into Japilepsy bro.

Japilepsy by TH3-ST3V July 17, 2011

eppilepsy of the right foot 

A driver not able to maintain a consistant speed on the highway.

That driver must have eppilepsy of the right foot,'cause he's about as consistant as the temperature in a refridgerator full of fire breathing dragons.

eppilepsy of the right foot by byrd77 January 6, 2009