Jeoffrie 

A plastic skeleton horse that someone puts together in class

Joeffrie the Horse Jeoffrie is a horse.

Jeoffrie by Jeoffrie the Horse May 30, 2011

Mike Jeffries 

A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.

Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".

Person: "Then you better get out of your store".

Mike Jeffries by KX12 May 19, 2014

Jeffries Jinx 

When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds

Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect

Jeffries Jinx by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019

Jeffried 

A term used to describe when your good friend sleeps with your girlfriend. Usually when it is not known to you.

I got jeffried last night when i was out of town for a wedding, cant believe he slept with my girlfriend.

Jeffried by ButtonUp October 9, 2020

Mike Jeffries 

The CEO of the Abercrombie & Fitch clothing line.

Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!

Mike Jeffries by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009

James J. Jeffries 

A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.

"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"

James J. Jeffries by Official Loser man April 13, 2022

Jeffried 

To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!

I jeffried Mike last night when he fell asleep at the bar, what an old man!

Jeffried by peeptoe December 18, 2013