by Jeoffrie the Horse May 30, 2011
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Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
by KX12 May 19, 2014
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When Gary makes a sporting bet with Dan, no matter what team/result Gary will lose resulting in loss of funds
Dan”yep I’ll take that result off you Gary ..the Jeffries jinx will strike again...I’m a shoe in..you should have some respect
by Mr Gibbles January 15, 2019
Get the Jeffries Jinx mug.A term used to describe when your good friend sleeps with your girlfriend. Usually when it is not known to you.
I got jeffried last night when i was out of town for a wedding, cant believe he slept with my girlfriend.
by ButtonUp October 9, 2020
Get the Jeffried mug.Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009
Get the Mike Jeffries mug.A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.
"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"
by Official Loser man April 13, 2022
Get the James J. Jeffries mug.To be jeffried is to fall asleep usually in a public/awkward place and to have a friend/stranger snap a photo beside your sleeping self. Hilarity ensues but if the jeffrey is done properly, it will be stealth and you will have no idea until you log on to social media. Named after Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, whom has the best and most creative jeffrey's ever!
by peeptoe December 18, 2013
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