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Jeoffrey 

Geoffrey is a kind hearted person who gives people fruit and vegetables for no reason.
I got a cucumber from a Jeoffrey
Jeoffrey by Windowlene fan September 12, 2021

Joffreyism 

when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
The dog-pound dude was showing us serious Joffreyism, so we had to lock him in a cage.

Jeffrey D 

Jeffrey D:I'm not a troll, you're a troll!
*Proceeds to throw because he is greedy for blue buff.
Jeffrey D by l00pz00p November 20, 2013

Joffrey Lupul 

The Sexiest Hockey Player Alive!! He plays Left wing for the Toronto Maple Leafs And is Number 19! He Is Amazing!
Wow! Who's that Guy who just scored a hat trick?

Oh, That's Joffrey Lupul!
Joffrey Lupul by Mrs. Lupul March 4, 2013

Justin Jeffrey Hedquist 

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.
Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol

Jeffrey Dean Morgan 

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.
"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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