Jemmia

Jemmia is the most gorgeous human to walk this earth. There is no one like her, so don’t make the mistake of loosing her from your life. She definitely has one of the juiciest bootys and one of the biggest hearts you will ever come across. She could never do you wrong but just be warned, you don’t want to be on her bad side because it won’t end pretty.

Jemmia has the fattiest badonkadonk.

by Jemmia November 23, 2021

Jemimah

One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".

I will miss that Jemimah

You need yourself a Jemimah

by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018

Uncle Jemima

Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.

Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor

'More fun than Pancakes!'

Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?

Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.

Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!

What the hell does that mean?

That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!

Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!

Sammy: What you swattin' at?

by rremundo July 7, 2006

Jemma

Jemma is all about being real, she will tell you to your face if she doesn’t like you, She is the kind of person who will change your life when you meet her, but only if she chooses to.

Jemma is a very creative person who contemplates everything and thinks a lot.

If you get on her bad side she will make your life hell.

Jemma has the most beautiful smile, the whole world lights up when shes happy, she makes living easier and cares about important people in her life, she makes you feel safe and gives you motivation in your life. Jemma's complexity will leave you dumb if you dont know her.

She has a soul that will burn you if you are not used to its touch.
Everything Jemma says will full your spirit like the best food ever. Jemma is a rare name used for a very special soul. One who doesn’t leave your mind in a hurry. Jemma has lots of features that capture your heart , her eyes are green gold and her smile makes you really happy, Jemma is a girl whos loud but quite and strong and sensitive who makes time for the people she cares about, she can look after herself really well, shes super nice but will destroy you if she dont like you. Jemma is someone everyone is happy to be around , If you get annoyed by Jemma you just dont know Jemma, for the people she cares about Jemma is the best person ever. Shes a loving girl thats perfect in every way and gives your whole world a reason to carry on.

A Jemma will make or break you.

A Jemma a day keeps the soul at bay.

Jemma is life.

Jemma makes me smile, for quite a while.

by OceanWoosh September 25, 2018

Jemima

Jemima is probably one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She's full of energy and never fails to make you smile. She is incredibly kind and thoughtful. All she wants it for those close to her, to be happy.

1) have you seen Jemima?
2) yeah, she's so amazing
1) ikr!

by The man in the alien costume June 24, 2020

Jemima

A very cute and mesmerizing girl. Being beside her will increase your heart rate by at least 10 times but don't worry,you wouldn't get a heart attack. Instead ,you will love her with each spend with her.Your eyes will only be on her and she will always be your dreamworld throughout the whole of your lifespan.

Wow ,Jemima,I can't take my eyes off you.

by Axersz October 22, 2014

Jemima

A jemima is one of the most amazing gorgeous people you will ever meet, although sometimes she can be annoying you will never want to loose her. A jemima is always loyal and always got your back. At first jemima is a shy girl but once she warms up to you, you will never be able to shut her up! Jemima is unique and petite although she will put up a good fight when she wants too. Jemima isn’t always very good at sticking up for herself or very good at comebacks but has so many good qualities. Jemima has a strong love for animals but won’t touch a spider. A jemima will always make you laugh or smile and will always cheer you up if your in a bad mood, jemima is very self conscious and always thinks bad if herself but is actually beautiful, jemima is always loyal and always does things to make another person happy, and always puts others first. Jemima may not have the best taste in boys but soon realizes, so if you have met a jemima don’t let hem go because they might not come back.

Person 1: Have you met jemima yet?
Person 2: no but I heard she was pretty
Person 1: yeah she is, and such a laugh!
Person 2: don’t loose her it’s not every day you find a jemima.

by Shitbantsssss12234 October 4, 2019