Jemko 

The perfect boy

OMG LOOK JEMKO!

Jemko by hatu0 December 28, 2020

Jemone 

Jemone is a popular unisex first name in Singapore and the Philippines.

Jemone's are often very quiet, street-smart, reserved, and hard working individuals who value spending time with family/friends and caring for others. Despite them being rather mysterious in nature.... whenever they go out with their friends to clubs or parties, they are always the center of attention since they radiate positive and electric energy. Jemone's also have extremely bold personalities, are very funny, and always get people talking!

Jemone's are trendsetters in their own right, and are strong advocates for racial equality/social justice, and will do anything to try and make the world a better place!

If you are friends with somebody named Jemone, or are currently in dating somebody named Jemone... Never let them go or hurt them, because once they leave, they'll never come back!

Person #1: I never really noticed he was in our class until after the school dance.

Person #2: Yeah, Jemone's like that. He's rather shy, but he has a bitchin' wild side.

Jemone by Tracy Chua June 18, 2020

Jerkoff Elbow 

A tennis elbow type condition caused by excessive, frantic masturbation while viewing porn or frantic, fast masturbation caused by lack of privacy (in dorm room, in men's room at work, etc). Once the condition sets in on one arm, the jerker often switches to the other, to rest the arm which is suffering.

The porn jerker thought that the ice pack might ease his jerkoff elbow pain.

Jerkoff Elbow by sarasplayroom.com July 21, 2009

jerkoffagus 

A secret chamber, in which the user furiously beats off till they die from chronic stroke fatigue and are entombed forever.

Stiles will no doubtably be unearthed 2000 years from now in his "jerkoffagus" with his dick still in his cold dead hand.

jerkoffagus by Truckerclock12 December 14, 2016

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

jerkoff monkey by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

jekov 

a verb to dance while shaking,pumping and thrusting your hips while pointing out with your fingers in each direction and being a real cool guy.

look at that guy do the jekov

jekov by cision November 2, 2009

Jemoses 

Contrary to rumors that were spread by Jemoses fans, it is indeed a type of creature. Confirmed reports indicate it is an elf-like appaition, with no nose, and 4 arms. It weilds two katanas, albeit crappily. These creatures are not dangerous, they just pretend to be. If you see one, capture it, and sell it on ebay

"Oh look, a Jemoses"

Jemoses by DJ Chronos November 12, 2003