Jemi
Jemi by MrsJoeJonas March 6, 2010
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Jemi
The couple name for Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato. Many speculated they have been dating since they met on the set of Camp Rock. Recently Demi confronted the rumors and said it was true.
"Jemi is the new Zanessa."
Jemi by lovemileyyyy March 15, 2010
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Jemi
A very handsome strong male, who can attract any woman in sight. Also very good at everything wether it be games or driving "he" will always be the ultimate.
Jemimah
One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
Jemimah by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018
Uncle Jemima
Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Uncle Jemima by rremundo July 7, 2006
Jemina
A tiny girl with a big heart. She radiates positive energy wherever she goes and you will be filled with happiness every time you see her.
Jemina is a sweetheart.
Jemima
Jemima is probably one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She's full of energy and never fails to make you smile. She is incredibly kind and thoughtful. All she wants it for those close to her, to be happy.
Jemima by The man in the alien costume June 24, 2020