Jemina
A tiny girl with a big heart. She radiates positive energy wherever she goes and you will be filled with happiness every time you see her.
Jemina is a sweetheart.
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Jemina
Jemina is a cat-like person, who can be very nice. Her eyes are brown like mud, and her laugh always makes her look very suspicious, like she knows something you don't. Jemina looooves drama.
Jemina by orangeocelots November 22, 2021
Jemina
A tall, beautiful woman who is usually assosiated with the devil. Always has her heart set on taking your stuff when you're not looking. Not to be confused with Jemima. They are VERY different, (See Jemima).
Warning: do not try to compete with her in music (you have no hope of winning). This girl is good at every frikin' instrument!
Warning: do not try to compete with her in music (you have no hope of winning). This girl is good at every frikin' instrument!
Jemina by sushiperson* March 7, 2020
jemina pearl
wow did you go to that be your own pet concert last night? it was crazy fun you should'a seen jemina pearl's dance moves!
jemina pearl by anna+jamin=love August 28, 2006
Jemimah
One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
Jemimah by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018
Uncle Jemima
Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor
'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Uncle Jemima by rremundo July 7, 2006
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