Jehovason 

A ghanaian who loves to munch and Gargle bread and egg for breakfast lunch and dinner

jehovason is a bread muncher , some pigeon

Jehovason by Uncle slush puppy May 3, 2024

Jehovanny 

One classyass motherfucker. He is loyal and charming, and will walk around cars to open doors for you. Your parents will love him, and he is as sweet as sugar, but tough on the outside. He'll beat the shit out of any dude who puts the moves on his gal. His smile is the best thing to look at in the world. Straight up the best person you will ever meet.

who doesn't love Jehovanny?
did you see Jehovanny smile?
yeah man, he practically shoots rainbows out his ass.

Jehovanny by narmnarmnarm August 1, 2011

Jehovas witness protection program 

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.

{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.

Jehovas witness protection program by Cat Narsh May 17, 2011

jehovanni 

There are few who can handle the name Jehovanni, those who can are usually loving, caring, loyal, trustworthy, and compassionate. Jehovanni is warm and huggable, people gravutate to his energetic and often eccentric nature, Jehovanni is very emotional and loves to feel loved, Jehovanni is also very spiritual and follows what ever religion he follows as best as possible

Jehovanni is so kind
Jehovanni is awesome

jehovanni by that kid pablo January 13, 2015

Jehovas Witness 

For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorrect.

Jehovas Witness by Downstrike June 4, 2004

jehovahnie 

Is what the gods name the most beautiful angels. Simply beautiful inside and out. Has an amazing voice and in depth has the purest mind, heart and soul of all. Giovanna is a unique, sexy, sophisticated and elegant goddess. She is a little bit shy at first but when her shield is down and you get to know her well you will see that she is truly amazing. She knows how to party and can be very naughty at times. But Her attractive personality and figure will have you coming back for more. She is the smartest and sweetest person you will ever meet. You are lucky if you ever meet her.

I had a wild night with Jehovahnie last night!

jehovahnie by Jehovahnie March 14, 2017

Jehovahnized 

Meaning, when you got screwed over by a jehovah's witness believer!

Friend: "Oh no, you have a bill for $432 dollars on a bible purchase!"

Victim: "Please don't tell me that I....??"

Friend: "Yep, you got jehovahnized!

Jehovahnized by htcme January 21, 2010