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jehovahnie 

Is what the gods name the most beautiful angels. Simply beautiful inside and out. Has an amazing voice and in depth has the purest mind, heart and soul of all. Giovanna is a unique, sexy, sophisticated and elegant goddess. She is a little bit shy at first but when her shield is down and you get to know her well you will see that she is truly amazing. She knows how to party and can be very naughty at times. But Her attractive personality and figure will have you coming back for more. She is the smartest and sweetest person you will ever meet. You are lucky if you ever meet her.
I had a wild night with Jehovahnie last night!
jehovahnie by Jehovahnie March 14, 2017
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Jhovanie 

Jhovanie is usually referred to people who are sexually gifted. this name is given to people of Italian or Hispanic decent , they are man whores but once they find the right girl they are faithful, loves bright colors and getting the all the attention you will typically find a Jhovanie at a party or a beach getting all the girls attention.
Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here!

Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me!

Girl 1: no me!

Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party!

Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie
Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here!

Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me!

Girl 1: no me!

Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party!

Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie
Jhovanie by dsdakjsd May 10, 2010

jehovanni 

There are few who can handle the name Jehovanni, those who can are usually loving, caring, loyal, trustworthy, and compassionate. Jehovanni is warm and huggable, people gravutate to his energetic and often eccentric nature, Jehovanni is very emotional and loves to feel loved, Jehovanni is also very spiritual and follows what ever religion he follows as best as possible
Jehovanni is so kind
Jehovanni is awesome
jehovanni by that kid pablo January 13, 2015

Jehovane 

Jehovane will always be the prettiest girl to EVER exist.
Jehovane by real_defs4 November 17, 2022

Jehovahnized 

Meaning, when you got screwed over by a jehovah's witness believer!
Friend: "Oh no, you have a bill for $432 dollars on a bible purchase!"

Victim: "Please don't tell me that I....??"

Friend: "Yep, you got jehovahnized!
Jehovahnized by htcme January 21, 2010
Jehovani is a type of person don’t ever cheat and always loyal at the end but if you play him he will play back even harder. Jehovani is an athlete and don’t like to lose and also ways be there for his brothers and sisters but it depends on the situation.

This person respect everyone he meets and he expect the same respect back because there be a problem and don’t think of daring him because he will do it!!. Almost all jehovani are Sagittarius and also freaky as hell no matter where he or she is at.

Last think about jehovani they are really cool person and loves to joke around and as said before so they will give you the respect you need
Hey look it’s jehovani

If you looking for a Sagittarius look for jehovani
Jehovani by Jamp November 22, 2021
That one guy who can help with random knowledge for tendon things. He will get you were you need to be and reliable as heck, sometimes. Also good by geo or j man
They thing is broken, get Jehovani.
Jehovani by Not geo November 23, 2021
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