Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell
don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima'
s Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the
pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?
Sammy: Listen
don't get me in this mess.
Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima'
s Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that'
s per volume!
What the hell does that mean?
That means you get f***ed up for less
money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let'
s show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making
pancake!
Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!
Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up
woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!
Sammy: What you swattin' at?