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Something Awful's old advice columnist/video game mogul, best known for his absolute ineptitude when it comes to spelling correctly. Jeff K would type something like, "Wow, what a great tasting sandwich you made" to "WOW, WAHT A GRET TASTIGN SADNWITCH YUO MAED!!!!!!" We don't see Jeff that much anymore on SA. I wonder where he has gone to.
YES YUO MAY MAKE A WEBPAEG TO WORSHIP JEFF K TEH CYCLOPES WHO IS 40 FEET
TALLS AND SHOTS FIRES LASARS FROM HIS EYE WHICH DOES NOT CAUSE DISORIENtATION OR LOSS OPF DEPTH
PERCEPTAIN UNLIKE WHAT COMMAN MEDICAL THEORY DICTATES!!!!
Jeffk by Linc April 4, 2004
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Jeffk by Jeffk December 20, 2003

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.
Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.
Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021

Jeffery Bezos 

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!
Jeffery Bezos by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021

Alshon Jeffery 

A term used for dropped footballs
That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery
Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Boom Tetris for Jeff

A meme about the game Tetris that originates from a quote from the Classic Tetris World Championships of 2016. When a player named Jeff did a Tetris (clearing 4 rows at once), the host said this.
A: *does a Tetris*
B: Boom Tetris for Jeff
Boom Tetris for Jeff by darkwizard2 October 24, 2018
A mythical gym creature capable of moving seemingly impossible amounts of weight all while demonstrating below average form. Some say you can identify a Bro Jeff by seeing them front squat 315 lbs with a wide stance and overextending the knees.
"Wow, look at Bro Jeff lifting all that weight.”
bro jeff by BroJeffEnthusiast March 27, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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