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Something Awful's old advice columnist/video game mogul, best known for his absolute ineptitude when it comes to spelling correctly. Jeff K would type something like, "Wow, what a great tasting sandwich you made" to "WOW, WAHT A GRET TASTIGN SADNWITCH YUO MAED!!!!!!" We don't see Jeff that much anymore on SA. I wonder where he has gone to.
YES YUO MAY MAKE A WEBPAEG TO WORSHIP JEFF K TEH CYCLOPES WHO IS 40 FEET
TALLS AND SHOTS FIRES LASARS FROM HIS EYE WHICH DOES NOT CAUSE DISORIENtATION OR LOSS OPF DEPTH
PERCEPTAIN UNLIKE WHAT COMMAN MEDICAL THEORY DICTATES!!!!
Jeffk by Linc April 4, 2004
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Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.
Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.
Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021

Jeffery Bezos 

Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos, Jeffery Bezos: You did it!
Jeffery Bezos by gay.sea.otter July 13, 2021

Alshon Jeffery 

A term used for dropped footballs
That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery
Alshon Jeffery by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Boom Tetris for Jeff

A meme about the game Tetris that originates from a quote from the Classic Tetris World Championships of 2016. When a player named Jeff did a Tetris (clearing 4 rows at once), the host said this.
A: *does a Tetris*
B: Boom Tetris for Jeff
Boom Tetris for Jeff by darkwizard2 October 24, 2018
A mythical gym creature capable of moving seemingly impossible amounts of weight all while demonstrating below average form. Some say you can identify a Bro Jeff by seeing them front squat 315 lbs with a wide stance and overextending the knees.
"Wow, look at Bro Jeff lifting all that weight.”
bro jeff by BroJeffEnthusiast March 27, 2019
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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