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Jeff’d 

The act of not remembering to pay your bills, forgetting multiple things needing done and being an absolute menace.
My boss was all Jeff’d up today.
Jeff’d by Pl@t0 February 13, 2025
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The act of being drunk well beyond what is safe.
Last weekend I got so jeff'd I'm gonna have to take it easy next time.
Jeff'd by franktankerous December 11, 2010
A practical joke, that by it's nature is harmless.

Named after Jeff Bridges, and his fictional show on Saturday Night Live.
Such as placing a fake telegram at hotel lobby, only the victim gets flowers. Jeff Bridges immediately appears and explains the prank.
Dude, you just got Jeff'd.
Jeff'd by RCTWEDT December 29, 2010
To be jeff'd is to have one's asshole licked in a delicate but succulent way. One will often see how far one's tounge will get in and have a proper scoop around. Everyone wants to be Jeff'd... Do you?

Ideally you have to be on your back with your legs at a 90 degree angle for proper access to the anal cavity.

Started off in August 2019 in Prague and became a trend.
I got jeff'd last night and it's put a spring in my step and she didn't have to pay for pudding it's a win win situation.
Jeff'd by Cardiff Jeff August 23, 2019
After touching a person of the same sex inappropriately , respond with "my name is Jeff".
I was away the weekend and got totally Jeff'd.

Whats wrong with him, he got jeff'd the weekend
jeff'd by SuperFRV November 9, 2018
(v.) Being taught the proper way to preform an action or being told the right information after confidently doing or saying something that was completly false. Usually ends in extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires soneone who is always of such a high level of skill to call out the person in the wrong to the point where he or she has no chance of saving his reputation.
When he confidently gave a wrong answer in class, the boy was jeff'd when the other student showed him how wrong he was and embarrassed him in front of the entire class.
jeff'd by venom3210 July 9, 2009
wasting an obscene amount of time jewing anyone or anyplace out of any amount of money no matter how large or how small.
bro, I spent the last 5 hours at best buy jewing them out of 5 cents on a cd that was alreade 80% off for being open and scracthed to shit. they totally got JEFF'd
Jeff'd by knobber bobber February 27, 2011
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